Goalkeepers:
Diego Pozo
Wow, we are definitely off to a good start here Argentina, I'm impressed! He's is totally approved for fangirling...even with the David Villa soulpatch!
Mariano Andujar
So I guess he looks good here, but some of the other pictures I saw were NOT as good. So he's getting a half approval just because I can't decide.
Sergio Romero
I actually remember this guy from when I saw him play at the U-20 World Cup in Canada a few years back. He was really good, but he just looks too grease for me:(
That means Argentina's goalkeepers get a 1.5/3! Maradona, I think you need to step it up.
Defence!
Martin Demichelis
No thank you.
Clemente Rodriguez
Oh, wow. Uhm is it just me or does he look like he's had some Botox or Collagen injections in the lower have of his face....No, thanks. I like the natural agers...
Nicolas Burdisso
He's another one that creeps me out! I don't approve, but I would like to take this time out to thank him for all those times he got red carded for Inter while playing against Juventus, it was real sweet of ya ;) Okayyy fine! I'll try to play nice...
Gabriel Heinze
Hehe that looks like he got his mug shot taken in a Real jersey! Anyways, he doesn't do anything for me, sorry, but its a no.
Ariel Garce
Ok so he isn't conventionally pretty, but there's something about him...I don't know what it is...damn, he get's a yes:)
Walter Samuel
Not much going on for him, except his eyes...
Nicolas Otamendi
Prime example of when the soul patch grows into something else...I don't approve.
So the defence gets...1/7! Wow, looking bleak Argentina, better hope the mids can lift some spirits!
Midfield!
Mario Bolatti
He's just not....I dunno...but no.
Angel Di Maria
uhmm...he kinda reminds me of a 15 year old going through their awkward stage...he is only like 16 right? Either that or he doesn't age!
Juan Veron
Wow, he actually scares me in some of the pictures I saw. I guess he's there for intimidation factor?
Javier Mascherano
So I guess we are kinda improving....
Jonas Gutierrez
You know, at first I was all "Oh God, not another one!" But he's kinda growing on me...good work Jonas, you're approved:)
Maxi Rodriguez
And just when I thought we were turning over a new leaf...
Javier Pastore
One word: APPROVED! I <3 him!! So proud he's going to the World Cup!
So Argentina score 2/7 in midfield...so we are improving!
Attackers!
Gonzalo Higuain
Wow, hello then! That's the improvement Argentina needed! Approved!:)
Lionel Messi
Okay, adorable! And I love him! He's such a talented player, so just for that he gets approved! Hey! This is my guide and I can play favourites if I want to! :D
Carlos Tevez
Yeah, no.
Sergio Aguero
He's a cutie, he's approved!
Martin Palermo
So he may not be the BEST looking, but he does things like this, so for that he gets half a point:)
Diego Milito
Never. Ever. Even if he was the last man on the planet. I have nothing more to say to you!!
The attackers get 3.5/6! So that was fun. Next...Nigeria!!
Goalkeepers:
Vincent Enyeama
He looks serious. Like he's all ready for business. I'm not sure if I like it, so he gets half a point.
Austin Ejide
He's cute:) He is approved!
Dele Aiyenugba
Why so sad? Be happy! This is the World Cup! Smile dammit!
So the goalies get 1.5/3 - not bad! Following in Argentina's footsteps...
Defence!
Joseph Yobo
He kinda looks like he has a snarl...I'm not sure if I can explain it....
Taye Taiwo
He just looks so angry!
Rabiu Afolabi
Wow, he could so rock ANTM with fierce eyes like that! Half a point:)
Danny Shittu
Uhmm. No thank you:)
Chidi Odiah
Another one with fierce eyes! Dang! Well half a point for you too!:)
Uwa Echiejile
He looks too angry *grrr*
Dele Adeleye
Although not the greatest shot of him, he is actually a good looking guy. He's approved:)
The defence scores 2/7. Well, I think that beat Argentina....
Midfield!
Nwankwo Kanu
Well, doesn't he look spiffy! Half a point for you :)
So he's replaced Mikel on the team. But I don't understand all the anger!
Kalu Uche
He seems to be a fairly decent guy...half a point!
Yussuf Ayila
Hehe it looks like a passport photo...or one from 1973....
Sani Kaita
He's a pretty good looking guy, he gets half a point too:)
Lukman Haruna
Ok seriously, why so sad?!
Dickson Etuhu
Heyyyyy I know youuu!! You aren't anything special, but I feel like being nice so you get half a point!
Giving the midfield a score of....2/7! Seriously, they might be tied with Argentina!
Attack!
John Utaka
Smiling is good for your health...
Yakubu Aiyegbeni
Heheh spirit fingers:) Half a point!
Obafemi Martins
Oh the hair... :(
Peter Odemwingie
Well hi there:) He's totally approved!!
Victor Obinna
Hehe, I remember him...no.
Chinedu Ogbuke Obasi
Seriously, what was your hair thinking?!
The forwards get a score of 1.5/6. Okay, so mayyybe Argentina won....Next up: Korea Republic
Goalies:)
He's adorable! He gets half a point :)
Bo Kyung Kim
This haircut is seriously popular among this team! No.
Ji Sung Park
WTF this hair needs to change! And I'm unimpressed with this bitchface!
Jung Woo Kim
Unfortunately for him, he looks like a guy I went to high school with.
Jae Sung Kim
Awesome hair! This is what I'm talking about!! He's approved because he's Pirlo's Korean hair twin.
Sung Yueg Ki
So he's kinda cute, just needs a new hairstyle. Half a point.
Chung Yong Lee
Since his hair is half decent he gets half a point.
Ki Hun Yeom
Nice tan! And the hair's not bad...half a point:)
Goalies:)
Woon Jae Lee
He looks a bit too old to be playing in the World Cup...
Sung Ryong Jung
So, I guess he's kinda cute in the "I look high" kinda way...I like the dimples, so he gets a half point.
Young Kwang Kim
Hmm...no...see some scars are cool, his is not.
So the keepers score 0.5/3. :( Not looking bright...
Defence!
Beom Seok Oh
Hehe aww he looks like the nicest guy ever!! So sweet! Half a point!
Hyung Il Kim
OMG He kinda looks like that guy Archie from CSI! He gets a point:)
Yong Hyung Cho
Ok no and that Justin Bieber hair is not helping.
Young Pyo Lee
He also looks like age isn't treating him well...
Jung Soo Lee
Deer caught in headlights?
Dong Jin Kim
Awwwww!! Look at the happiness!! Ok half a point for that:)
Du Ri Cha
Well I guess since I gave the other guy a happiness point, I have to give you one too...fine, half a point.
Min Soo Kang
Oh God, the hair and the pornstache. Just no.
So the defence score 2.5/7...not bad!
Midfield!
Nam Il Kim
Bo Kyung Kim
Ji Sung Park
Jung Woo Kim
Jae Sung Kim
Sung Yueg Ki
Chung Yong Lee
Ki Hun Yeom
So the mids get 3/8!
Attackers:
Jung Hwan Ahn
The pornstache needs to go. ASAP.
Chu Young Park
He's kinda cute, his bangs need to be cut though or else he won't be able to see. Half a point:)
Seung Yeoul Lee
And dorkiest hair ever! Is that a comb over???
Dong Gook Lee
Why soo sad???
The attackers get 0.5/4! Not so good :( Up next: Greece!
Goalkeepers:
Konstantinos Chalkias
Wow, he's really good looking. He is approved:)
Alexandros Tzorvas
Ooohh, pretty eyes:) Approved!
Michail Sifakis
He's pretty cute! Impressed! Approved!
Damn Greece, I'm impressed! Awesome start 3/3 for the goalies!!
Defenders:
Giorkas Seitaridis
Hmm yes please :) Plus, he gets extra love for THIS!
Christos Patsatzoglou
Hmmm he's a tough one...I'm not sure. He's gonna get half a point because I can't decide.
Nikos Spiropoulos
Very good looking! Definitely approved!
Vangelis Moras
Uhmm...I'm really undecided on this one, so he gets half a point.
Avraam Papadopoulos
Uhm, no I don't think so.
Loukas Vyntra
Wow, those eyes are amazing. Approved :)
Vasilis Torosidis
I guess he's okay, but compared to some of his teammates...no.
Sotirios Kyrgiakos
Although his eyes are quite sultry in this photo, I think its going to have to be a no.
Sokratis Papastathopoulos
Hehehe he has the word pasta in his name! That's amazing! So he gets a half a point for that because I'm hungry! :)
Stelios Malezas
Pretty hair :) Half a point.
So the defence scores 5/10! Wow 10 defenders!?
Midfield
Alexandros Tziolis
No, not even the hair is working.
Georgios Karagounis
Oh, no, no thank you.
Sotiris Ninis
Ohh he's kinda cute:) He's approved.
Konstantinos Katsouranis
I think this is an older photo of him, but since he was sooo good looking here he is approved:)
Athanasios Prittas
This was one of the only photos I could find of him! And its so small I can't even tell! That is annoying so you get a no.
2/5 for the mids. I guess that's not bad...
Forwards:
Georgios Samaras
Great hair, cute face....APPROVED!
Angelos Charisteas
Hmmm...I dunno...half a point because I like his eyes
Dimitrios Salpingidis
Yeah, I don't think so...
Theofanis Gekas
No thank you...seriously the hair??
Pantelis Kapetanos
Okay, no. I don't understand the hair.
So the strikers score 1.5/5. I guess that's not bad. Too bad we couldn't end the post better...anyways, next up: Group C!
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